DAY 139: WHY, OH WHY DID HE DO IT?

 

The age old silly question.  The basic answer, of course, is 'who cares?'. 

But seeing as this is for your enterainment, lets do it!  
This is how certain famous individuals through the ages may have answered:

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.  I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?